While we do grieve for the family of “Saw” producer Gregg Hoffman, who died Sunday at age 42, the news of his death produced the following conversation between me and my wife Buffybot:
MW: Did you see that the producer of the “Saw” movies is died? He was only 42.
BB: Did he die inside some gruesome, elaborate maze?
MW: He went to the hospital complaining of neck pain.
BB: From the bear trap on his head?
Man, do I love my wife. My condolences to Hoffman’s family, but that conversation was just sitting out there, waiting to be had.

