Based on Sunday’s estimates:
1) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire – $20.4 million (third weekend, $229.8 million to date).
Bored with beating AIDS victims and farm animals, Potter shows the world his dark side by adding fat people and dominatrix-clad contract killers to the mix.
2) Aeon Flux – $13.1 million (first weekend)
We are all for Charlize Theron in leather, but come on, give us some semblance of a story. Otherwise we’ll stick with the tried and true combination of “Devil’s Advocate” and a jar of Nivea.
3) Walk the Line – $10.0 million (third weekend, $68.7 million to date)
Showing Johnny’s roots is cool and all, but we would have loved to see Joaquin Phoenix shooting the “Hurt” video.
4) Yours, Mine and Ours – $8.4 million (second weekend, $34.5 million to date)
The only Yours, Mine and Ours thing we’re getting anywhere near is the Pernice Brothers’ 2003 album of the same name.
5) Just Friends – $5.6 million (second weekend, $21.1 million to date)
Fat suits are not funny, people.
