With apologies to Camper Van Beethoven: “Passion of the Christ” director and wacko fundamentalist Mayan linguist Mel Gibson is shipping an eight-lane bowling alley to his private island hideaway located in northern Fiji, according to recent reports.
Which makes perfect sense, because I don’t know about you, but the first thing I think about when scheduling a relaxing beachfront vacation in Fiji is, “Damn, what if they don’t have any good bowling alleys?”
