So it finally came down to Russell vs. Nona for all the marbles, and if you haven’t noticed, “Hell’s Kitchen” has regressed to the point that they don’t do the finale live anymore. But that’s okay….if they did, it would be two long and grueling hours. As it was, they started out with Nona and Russell being whisked off in a helicopter to the site of LA Market, where one of them would become head chef. But of course they would have a challenge, and that would be to whip up 5 courses in 45 minutes…say what? Really? There is no way I believe they did that. Anyway, Gordon Ramsay brought in some of his celebrity chef buddies and subordinates to judge each course. As always it came down to a tie after four rounds (has it ever not?) and for the meat course judged by executive chef at LA Market Kerri Simon, Russell won. So his prize? Once they arrived back at the dorm, they were surprised by eight of their former teammates being there. They would choose their teams, and Russell had the first pick.

He chose Jillian, and Nona chose Gail. Russell then wound up with Vinny, Sabrina and Rob; while Nona had Melissa, Trev and Boris. Russell reluctantly picked Vinny and Vinny didn’t want to be on Russell’s team because of how Russell treated him at Vinny’s elimination. It was kind of funny. But not as funny as when Russell almost fired Vinny and Vinny referred to Russell as a “douchebag” afterward.

During the dinner service, there were definitely problems–Vinny wasn’t cooking fish properly, Trev was over-dressing salad, Sabrina was stewing beef instead of grilling it, and Boris was just Boris. Nona and Russell tried to reel their teams in, but Russell did so in a degrading manner. It was right then that I knew Ramsay would not choose him to win. Russell also tried to rush food out, and Ramsay pulled him aside and said, “One table at a time, big boy.” Meanwhile, Nona’s team wound up getting it all together.

So the winner would be chosen from customer comment cards and also from Ramsay’s own thoughts. Both Nona and Russell wanted it badly and in many ways you could have argued for either of them. But still, I think all of America knew……Nona won. You could see Russell jarring the door handle, thinking it was a mistake, and being so pissed. So what does he do? He blames it on his team, thinking they purposely threw him under the bus. What a douche. You were right, Vinny. Meanwhile, Nona was a gracious champ and will do well, though I still think the talent this season was lacking compared with previous seasons. And I’m pretty sure the show will be on hiatus for a bit…..or do they have three more seasons in the can already? I guess we’ll find out soon enough.

Thanks for reading everyone, and happy holidays!

It’s been a long haul this season, and as Fox backed-to-backed two seasons of “Hell’s Kitchen,” we had the chance to see how disinterested the producers are in making this show better or changing things up. Every season, the challenges and when they do each challenge are the same. But I digress. This season is remarkably different, because of the lack of talent. Last night the two finalists were chosen by Gordon Ramsay, but both have serious flaws. Let’s go to the videotape of last night’s next-to-last episode…

Initial challenge: Creating a “fusion” dish using two cuisines from around the globe

Mistakes: Trev’s dish was bland, Russell sucked at cooking duck and foie gras

Winner: Jillian, after pretty much admitting she had never cooked with either Thai or Spanish ingredients

Prize: Lunch with Ramsay at Spago. And a surprise–her family was there waiting for her.

Punishment: Getting everyone ready to move out, and to prep the kitchen for dinner

Dinner service: Russ was bugging Trev, trying to push his buttons. This is a classic meathead-picking-on-nerd situation. Each chef also had to take turns at the pass, and as usual, Ramsay and sous chef Scott tried to trick each one with variations

Mistakes: Nona could not tell mashed celery root from mashed potatoes. Really? Trev continually could not cook fish properly. Jillian did not have good command of the pass, and neither did Trev.

Winner: No winner declared just yet, but Ramsay asked for a consensus two nominees for elimination. Nobody wanted to be on the block, and let’s face it, this was Ramsay’s call anyway.

Quote: “One of you is not ready…..Trev”

Going home: Trev, and then….each finalist was announced. First…..Russell. This guy is obviously a talented chef but he is still kind of a meathead and extremely arrogant. But the talent level this season is weak overall. Next up……Nona. She also has major flaws, but still, she’s probably a better overall fit to run LA Market’s kitchen than Jillian. So Trev and Jillian did not make it and were sent home.

So there you have it….the finale will be Russell vs. Nona. Each has flaws, but each is clearly a talented chef. It’s just a matter of who wants it more, and right now I’d have to say Russell does. We’ll find out next week….and we’ll see you back here then….

“Hell’s Kitchen” is getting a bit old with its same-ness and this season, with the lack of a clear-cut star. Gordon Ramsay is going to have to hire an executive chef from a Final Four of meathead Russell, a dude who can’t multi-task in Trev, a woman who acts and sounds like a little kid in Jillian, and another who continues to make big mistakes in Nona. Really? Well yeah, really. Here is the recap from last night:

Initial challenge: Re-creating a dish that Ramsay created by tasting it.

Mistakes: Trev forgot his carrot puree; Jillian and Trev chose pork instead of veal; Russell chose bacon with the cabbage instead of pancetta

Winner: Nona

Prize: Pampering at a spa in Beverly Hills. She was able to choose a cohort and took Russell since he came in second and for gameplay purposes.

Punishment: Prepping kitchen for dinner service and doing laundry

Dinner service: A few celebs in attendance, if you call Brian Bosworth a celeb….oh and it’s worth mentioning that Ramsay pulled Jillian aside before dinner and told her she needed to step up her game and stop making dumb mistakes…a pep talk of sorts.

Mistakes: Not as many…but Nona messed up the risotto about four times; Russell could not cook fish all the way through a few times; Trev cooked everything perfectly but his head was scattered to the point that Ramsay threw him out of the kitchen a couple times.

Winner: None, but it was a good dinner service according to Ramsay. But he asked for two nominees for elimination.

On the block: Trev and Russell, but not before Russell threatened to smack Trev around, as a bully in high school would. Real grown up, dude.

Quote number 1: Ramsay to Russell: “Your arrogance outshines your talent.” Ha!

Going home: No one. He told Trev to get back in line, and then introduced Russell to his family, followed by introducing the other three to their families. No one was going home all along, but that means two will go home next week.

Quote number 2: Jillian’s son to Jillian: “Has he called you a donkey yet?” Well, that might be the best quote ever on this show.

So there you have it….we have two more episodes, next week and then the finale. Then hopefully this show will take a breather for at least a few months. Thanks for reading and see you all next week!

Wednesday night’s episode of “Hell’s Kitchen” made it evident that the talent this season is horribly inferior. They began with Russell, Jillian and Nona sitting together proclaiming that they would be the final three, and that Jillian has believed that since Day 1. Really? Can anyone else have a hard time seeing any of them lead a kitchen? Anyway, here is the recap…

Initial challenge: Signature “power lunch” in food trucks.

Mistakes: Menu items. Russell actually made grilled octopus salad. Really? Trev made spaghetti with sausage. Really? Out of a food truck?

Winner: Gail, for her steak salad with mango and pecans. I thought Nona’s chicken salad sandwich with bacon and sweet potato chips would win, but that’s me and that was California. Russ’ dish was the least favorite…uh, big duh.

Prize: A makeover, one that made Gail look only slightly better than she did before

Punishment: What else? Cleaning the food trucks.

Dinner service: Nothing special, other than Paris Hilton being one of the guests.

Mistakes: Lots of them. Jillian could not cook scallops or halibut properly, and Russell was helping. Nona didn’t cook pasta all the way through…..Trev tried to re-fire meat…then Ramsay and sous chef Scott walked out to cool off and make nice for the reality show cameras. When they returned, they switched all the stations up. Then Gail served raw salmon, Jillian did not cook eggs all the way through and Ramsay followed through on his promise, telling Gail and Jillian to….

Quote: “GET OUT!”

Winner: Nobody, and they had to come up with a consensus two nominees for elimination.

On the block: Gail and Trev.

Going home: Gail. At least she got a makeover, and that’s what she said on her way out the door. Meanwhile, how in the world is Trev still here?

Thanks for reading and see you all next week!

Thankfully, last night’s episode of “Hell’s Kitchen” on Fox was just one hour, or one episode instead of two lumped into one. They must have realized that if they kept doubling them up, the show would be over by Thanksgiving. Anyway, here is our recap of last night, and we’re now down to five chefs!

Initial challenge: Amuse-bouche (quick bite) challenge with guest judges Ludo Lefebvre, Quinn and Karen Hatfield, Suzanne Tracht, and Michael Cimarusti
Mistakes: One judge said Nona’s shrimp and grits smelled like “body odor.” Ouch! And Trev’s frog legs were also a mess
Winner: Russell, for his hamachi broth
Prize: Tour of LA Market, and lunch with Gordon Ramsay and executive chef Kerry Simon. Russell was allowed to bring one person with him and he chose Gail since she finished second in the challenge
Punishment: Cleaning the dorms and having to listen to Trev whine
Dinner service: Tableside Steak Diane
Mistakes: Gail undercooked scallops; Trev overcooked pasta; Gail’s fish stuck to the pan; Jillian over-salted mashed potatoes; Gail “poached” her grilled salmon; Russ’ beef was raw in the middle. Ramsay pulled them all aside and said, “No more mistakes!” They straightened up for a bit before screwing up more. Russ’ steak was raw again, and that set Ramsay off.
Quote: Ramsay, to all chefs: “Get out!”
Winner: No winner. The remaining six chefs had to come up with a consensus two nominees for elimination
On the block: Trev and Sabrina. Sabrina started whining, though, about how she thought Gail screwed up more than she did and waah, waah, waah! Man, she’s annoying.
Going home: Sabrina, because the producers have mercy on us.
So that’s it, we’re down to the final five—Trev, Nona, Russ, Gail and Jillian. Does that seem to you like the weakest final five ever? You have to believe it’s Russ’ job to lose. But we’ll see what happens in the coming weeks. Thanks for reading!