Month: June 2007 (Page 4 of 8)

Trouble in paradise

The creators of “Entourage” took a big risk this week when they chose to shoot the entire episode in the style of a behind-the-scenes DVD documentary, but for the most part, it went over pretty well. The only real issue that I had was with the inclusion of Drama, Turtle and Ari in the confessionals, because no real documentary would even think about interviewing the older brother, best friend or agent of any particular actor. Nevertheless, the fact that they were able to cram the entire production of “Medellin” into a single half-hour is impressive, especially since the audience has yet to see Vince in action.

A majority of the episode revolved around director Billy Walsh’s expected dictatorship over the production – from the decision to shoot the film himself (after beating up the DP) to rewriting the ending – and though Walsh never disappoints Vince with his nut job brilliance, he certainly looked like he was about to pass out from all the stress. Tension builds when Walsh requests Academy Award nominee Stephen Gaghan (“Traffic”) to rewrite the script, but when Eric finally secures the $275,000 to fly him out to Columbia, Walsh finishes it on his own. A waste of money? Perhaps, but I can’t help but think that the sheer idea of Gaghan messing with Walsh’s baby was motivation enough for the young upstart to begin writing.

Aside from that, there really weren’t any major revelations on the story side of things, but I would like to point out a few things that I especially liked about the episode:

1) Did anyone notice the title of the DIY producer’s book that Eric was reading? It was called “Is That Something You Might Be Interested In,” by Bob Ryan.

2) Was it just me, or did Vince look more like Ron Jeremy than a menacing drug lord?

3) Drama can steal an entire episode with just one line. In this case, his cameo at the end of the film as a Columbian soldier ranks among his top three. (in Spanish) “Let’s go kill this motherfucker!”

As for the movie itself, I wasn’t impressed. It felt a little too much like “Scarface” and every other gangster film I’ve ever seen. Then again, if you were as unlucky as me and caught the title of one of the season’s final episodes, then you know exactly how things are going to turn out. I’d suggest you stay away from the ‘ol IMDB for the next few months, but if you absolutely must, please keep your mouth shut for the sake of everyone else.

“Live Free or Die Hard”: is it just me…

…or does the trailer for this movie seem designed to completely sink the film at the box office?

I mean, the first three “Die Hard” films had one key element above all others: Bruce Willis was a smart-talking tough guy with rapid-fire patter that made you laugh even as he was kicking ass and taking names. I’ve seen this preview three times now, and each time, I find myself thinking, “Who is the morose motherfucker that made this thing?” It’s so dark that it practically creates a fun vacuum, in which no merriment can possibly exist; even the ostensibly funny lines don’t get a laugh because the overtones of the preview are so ominous. In fact, the only person who comes close to getting a laugh is Kevin Smith, and even his big line – “Who is this man?” – feels tacked on, like someone watched the trailer and said, “Yeah, I’m not still smiling here. Better show the fat guy.”

I spent all this time getting psyched for this movie, and, now, I almost don’t even want to see it. Based on the trailer, it doesn’t feel the first thing like a “Die Hard” flick.

Am I alone on this…?

“Ice Road Truckers” are a bunch of bad mother…well, YOU know.

I’m not really a fan of reality TV. Oh, sure, I can get sucked into it easily enough, but if I take so much as a moment to reflect on what I’m watching, I usually start to feel guilty…and it really kicks in when the show I’m watching involves a camera crew setting up camp at someone’s job. Generally, you feel as though the producers are strutting around behind the scenes, saying, “Well, here’s proof that any job can look interesting if the footage is cut and edited right.” Yeah, but how about we focus more on jobs that are legitimately interesting?

“Ice Road Truckers” fits that bit handily, providing a look at a job that only lasts for two months out of the year…but, damn, what a job it is. The series focuses on six men who haul supplies across frozen lakes in Canada, not so terribly far from the Arctic Circle. If you’re putting two and two together, your eyebrows are probably rising right about now. Yes, they’re truckers, and they’re driving across frozen lakes…and if the temperature is low enough to freeze lakes to the point where sixteen-wheelers can drive across them, you can imagine that the weather outside is decidedly frightful. In a situation like that, however, it’s actually a good thing; I mean, would you want to be on the “road” and suddenly find that it’s starting to warm up…?

Ice road trucking is a lucrative business…so lucrative that, as is mentioned at one point in the first episode, a trucker who can move 50 loads over the course of two months is looking at a $70,000 payday. You quickly learn, however, that you earn your money. If your truck breaks down, you’re looking at a major delay because you can’t be outside for more than a few minutes without finding yourself on the verge of frostbite…and God forbid you should wreck your rig, because if you do so in a manner that blocks the road, you’re also looking at getting your ass beat by the other truckers. Time is money for these people, and they don’t have much of a sense of humor about losing either.

Actually, one of them has a sense of humor: Alex Deboborski is the guy you find yourself rooting for. He’s always ready with a witty comment. Of the other five, Hugh Rowland is the so-called “Polar Bear,” and as a guy who’s become a self-made millionaire from his work in the business, he’s the one to beat; it’s a little strange, though, that when his truck breaks down before he can get even get started, you feel bad for him…and you feel even worse when you hear the smart-ass young buck, Rick Yemm, mouthing off about how he’s kicking Hugh’s ass on the road. Really, the only person of the bunch you don’t have less sympathy for than Rick is T.J. Tilcox, who’s on his first-ever ice road trucking stint and can’t seem to have the camera turned on him without whining about how much he hates the cold and ice. Dude, it’s calling ice road trucking; what did you think you were gonna be in for…?

“Ice Road Truckers” starts a little slow, but after the back story of the industry is laid out for the viewer, the show settles into following the personalities of the individual truckers, the competition of who’s gotten the most loads delivered, and the trials and tribulations they’re all facing on the ice roads. Check the show out on The History Channel starting tonight; it’ll make for nice, cold viewing on those hot summer nights.

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Barker says Rosie could ne next “Price” host

If you’re ready to see “The Price Is Right” finally fail, you may have your chance. According to Bob Barker, CBS is going to “have a meeting” with Rosie O’Donnell to be the new host. He then added, “[W]hether they want a lady host, I don’t know. I’ve never heard that discussed. As far as I know, they’ve only auditioned men.”

So far, everything Rosie’s been related to in TV has either been cancelled or has not gone well for her. Granted, “The Price Is Right” has that cockroach lifespance going for it, but if O’Donnell takes over hosting, you can be sure something will go awry like clockwork. Frankly, I think someone like Eddie Izzard would really make that show, but he’s too busy doing actual work for such a deal.

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