In a quote that is certain to keep her phone from ringing for the next several months, Paris Hilton claims to have only ever had sex with two men in her life, and has pledged to remain celibate for an entire year:

Hilton, 25, says, “I’m not having sex for a year. I’ve decided. … I’ll kiss, but nothing else.”

For that matter, the star reveals that she’s only ever had sex with two men in her entire life. “The reason so many of my relationships don’t work is guys are like, ‘Hey what’s going on? It’s been like four months and I’m only getting a kiss here,’ ” she says.

When it comes to chastity, says Hilton, “I feel good about it. I like the way guys go crazy when they can’t have sex with you.”

Yeah, we’re pretty sure the guys dig that, too…

So, you be the judge: In making these outrageous statements, is Paris:

a) Lying through her teeth, in a belated attempt to clean up her reputation;
b) Indulging in an ill-advised bout of optimism, selective memory loss and/or wishful thinking; or
c) Demonstrating her confusion between the words “celibate” and “celebrate,” and failing to clarify that she only ever has sex with two men at the same time…in which case her phone will in fact begin ringing off the hook.