Okay, so as far as I know he’s never used the n-word or physically threatened anyone other than a couch, nor does he appear to have any particular substance abuse issues but, among misbehaving superstars, Tom Cruise may be someone you think long and hard about before allowing him to enter your social circle. That’s especially so if you have romantic designs on any other guests, or an aquarium.

A big h/t to the Facebook page of the award-winning blogger, Kid in the Front Row, for directing me to this mirth-inducing 2007 short, which turns out to be the first of a trilogy. Stay tuned. Oh, and you guys complete me.