 This is just depressing. The first four minutes of “Saw IV” are now online, and man, does it look a mess. It looks like someone doing an impression of a “Saw” movie, using people who have never acted before. And just try not to scream “Just chop the damn chain already!” Dumb people in horror movies deserve to die, even if someone has sewn their eyes shut. To view the clip, click here.
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This isn’t the first five minutes of “Saw IV.”
I don’t blame you for not knowing that, because the idiots over at IESB tagged it that way. If they were half the journalists they claim to be, they would know this, since the director and producer of the series (who showed this clip at Comic-Con) were very vocal about it not being the opening.
With that said, the clip is absolute rubbish, and I agree with you about the acting in it.
My breakdown of the panel can be seen here: http://www.premiumhollywood.com/2007/07/27/comic-con-day-one-lionsgate/
But it’s still from the movie, right? Either way, it’s pretty lame.
I won’t complain with you there
And to think the man behind this franchise just purchased the Tampa Bay Lightning hockey team.
Can’t wait to see what the promotions look like next season at the St. Pete Times Forum!
It’ll probably be of a body getting decapitated with a hockey skate.
“Get your head in the game.”
LOL! Jason, I think we found your true calling: marketing director.
Good one, J.Z., but this being the most inane & gruesome franchise in modern movie history, I think they will have to come up with something a bit more…ridiculous.
How bout after a regulation tie a player lies on the ice with a puck surgically inserted in his stomach, and Vinny Lecavalier and Marty St. Loius have three minutes to slice it out with their skates and put the puck in the net or the other team automatically wins the game?
Gives new meaning to the term “sudden death.”