There was nothing really going on plot-wise this week, but the episode was jam packed with some great moments:
Jim’s impersonation of Dwight
Jim: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: Well, that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought…
Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears beat “Battlestar Galactica.”
Dwight: Bears do not – what’s going on? What are you doing?
Angela vs. Kelly
Angela: (popping aspirin) I don’t have a headache. I’m just preparing.
Creed covering his ass
Creed: The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job.
Dwight welcoming the reporter
Dwight: You’ve been granted level three security. Don’t get too excited, that’s out of 20.
Andy’s high school girlfriend
Andy: I had no idea (she was so young).
Jim: That’s not going to help you in court.
Andy: Who was that guy talking to her at her locker?
Jim: Not important. Because you’re not dating her. Because it’s a felony.
Dwight’s thoughts on the watermark
Dwight: May I point out that the sex appeared to be consensual. Both animals were smiling.
Dwight: I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. A couple of chickens doing a goat with a couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.
Michael’s apology tape
Michael: They’re trying to make me an escape goat.
Dwight’s impression of Jim
Pam: You look really nice today.
Dwight: I look like an idiot.
Dwight: Lalala…little comment.
Man, I love this show.