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It started with 32 competitors. Now it’s down to the final two. It’d be nice to write something original for once, but the fact remains – Indiana Jones has surprised us yet again. After upsetting #1 seed Jack Bauer in the first round and then steamrolling over the likes of Doc Holliday, John McClane and Maximus, the archaeologist-turned-adventurer will now face off against his most formidable opponent yet: Batman. Sure the Dark Knight has been just as much of a wild card in this competition as his challenger, bouncing the bracket’s other #1 seed Dirty Harry in the Sweet 16 while also knocking off staff favorite Tony Montana, but he hasn’t advanced to the final match quite as easily as Indy. It’ll be interesting to see how the two iconic heroes match up, specifically because they’re so similar in so many ways. And before you declare shenanigans on this whole bracket, remember one thing: none of us ever thought either one of these guys would get this far. Click here to check out how the entire tournament progressed, and then vote for your favorite badass!
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Indiana Jones rocks!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! This battle for the title of greatest badass is over. INDY TAKES THE WIN!!! GO INDY!!!
I’ll declare shenanigans on the seeding. Why the hell was Indy a 16 seed in the first place? Every knows he would be able to kick the ass of Jack Bauer(#1? Don’t make me laugh). Indy is twice the badass Jack will ever be.
My name says it all the rankings in the bracket were so horrible, plus the a few of the bigest badasses of all time are missing, Sean Conery and Densel Washington are two people who should have had someone up there, I dont count bond cause thats not his badest ass character, also snipes in any movie basically, Darth Vader or Maul, tommy lee jones, also If your gona put up Durden put up Pitt, and lets not forget basically any character from Boondock saints, Belushy from animal house or as the samurai, MarkyMark from departed or basically anyone, how about someone from underworld, Viktor and Lucian kick ass, and Leonidias, he would have destroyed the bracket hes not just a bad ass hes a BAMF, maybe hector or Achilles, Lt. Col. Hal Moore and Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley from we were soldiers, or car Ramrod, to name a few of the badess asses,
No no, you have it all wrong.
The person who WROTE this is a fool.
Maybe if you actually read feature you’d realize that guys like Darth Vader were left out because it was strictly for humans only.
Also, Leonidas probably would have made the cut had “300″ been released BEFORE the bracket started.
Plus, Tyler Durden wasn’t played by Brad Pitt. It was Ed Norton. Watch the movie again and maybe you’d understand why.
And what other Sean Connery character is more badass than Bond? And Denzel Washington? Get real.
At least we know if Bullz-Eye ever does a Dumbass Bracket who to seed number one. You, you freaking idiot!
Jason Zingale, you’re my private jesus christ, man. All true.
Go, Indy, go!
8 year olds never want indiana jones cakes. they want batman cakes. why? because batman is more awesome.
but either way, at this stage it’s stopped being a competition of badassedness, it’s become a competition of greatest-action-hero-of-all-time. not the same thing.
oh and if we’re talking about people who aren’t in here but should be, sam from lord of the rings made thousands of children across the globe piss their pants when he was growling at those orcs in return of the king
8 year olds put Batman on their birthday cakes because Batman is a CARTOON! Indy is way too much of a badass to be made a cartoon (and don’t give me that crap that the batman on a cake is Christian Bale…b/c that is shenanigans)
Aside from that when it comes down to it Indy will win because he truely has the most badass line of anyone…. Oh…and because his dad is Sean Connery…
INDIANA JONES WAS ONCE EDUTAINMENT so don’t tell me he’s too badass to be a cartoon
First off, you guys need to learn not to mess with Jason. The guy’s got a mean streak… He’d be in my bad-ass bracket. But it’d have to be the “Bad-Ass Film Critics” Bracket. Round 1, me v. Harry Knowles.
Anyway, back to the topic of this final match.
What the shit? I call shenanigans on the voters! How did Indy get past John McClane, Jack Bauer and Maximus… To quote a wise man, “He is afraid of snakes!”
And now, to see that Batman is getting his ass beat like a $3 hooker who doesn’t offer a refund? Are you kidding? Batman would beat the piss out of Indiana Jones… Hell, George Clooney as Bruce Wayne faking it as Batman could beat Indiana Jones’ ass… Let alone the Christian Bale version.
People, this is a call to arms! With less than a week to go, YOU can make a difference! Stop rubbing off to pictures of George Lucas and give Batman a vote! Be a MAN!
I’m out.
Do you get off on hating Indiana Jones? He is among the most badass guys on this list. ‘Ooh he’s afraid of snakes so he’s a wuss.’ Well, he goes into the damn snake pit anyway. Don’t give me that Jack Bauer bull. He doesn’t deserve to even be on this bracket. The people have spoken and you are wrong. Be a MAN and admit it.
I think it’s a joke Indy was the 16th seed.
You have to remember 1 thing there are two different types of Indiana Jones. The funny one(Last Crusade) and the bad ass one (Temple of doom). Raiders is somewhere in the middle. If yo watch temple of doom the vote you will think Indy.
But batman was a created to be bad ass there was nothing funny intended. Just a bat standing up for crime.
Anyways i like Indiana Jones more but i think batman is more bad ass o the conflict.
Congrats to Indy on the win. Of course, we can all admit that the only ‘human’ not in the bracket that could have beat him would have been Han Solo.
Cuz there’s no WAY this turned into a popularity contest. (that was sarcasm) While I will admit that I voted Indy AND Batman all the way through, it was because I think they’re cool, not that they’d win a fight against the others. This was badass, not battle royale. If there were a non-humans bracket, Vader would A) be in it, and B) win it hands down. So there’s no point.
Indiana Jones and Batman are both badasses precisely because they both go up against long odds. Jones is a freakin’ archeologist, and Batman is a human messing with supervillains. I would have said Batman was the bigger badass, but both of these characters rate high on the badass meter.
How come there was no Darth Vader?
Surly he is a bigger badarse than all of the others put togeather?
Indy is the champion - my friends
And he’ll keep on fighting - till the end -
Indy is the champion
Indy is the champion
We are the champions
No time for losers
‘Cause Indy is the champion - of the world -
:P