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The Elite Eight of our Badass Bracket is a who’s who at the job fair of badassity. Do you want to be a martial arts expert or an archaeologist? Maybe you’d prefer the perk-laden but unstable life of a drug lord. Or, if you loathe those who prey on the weak, you can be a vigilante crime fighter. Is a life of protecting and serving more your thing? Perhaps you’d rather be a renegade cop or a mentally deranged Special Forces soldier. Then again, maybe you just want to go medieval, in which case there are at least two positions that are yours for the taking. Whatever side of the law these eight men fight for, they all have one thing in common: they know that nice guys finish last. Hell, even some of the meanest guys in our bracket (#1 seeds Jack Bauer and Harry Callahan, Tony Soprano, Keyser Soze, Al Swearengen) finished last. Word has it that Indiana Jones has been working on toughening up his act, but every time he practices swearing in the mirror, his father slaps him for committing blasphemy. Click here to check out the full bracket, and then vote for your favorite badass! (#2) Maximus vs. (#6) Conan the Barbarian
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I can’t believe Indiana Jones is beating John McClane.
Then again, it’s worth the trade-off if Batman can finally kick Tony Montana out of this damn thing.
No love for Tony, huh?
Batman’s surprised me throughout, and he’d surprise me again if he beats Tony.
I’m done trying to predict what Indy will do. I thought McClane had a pretty clear path to the Final Four but Indy’s been quite popular throughout.
hm i don’t think that maximus really can take Conan…but it seems that all are voting for him
In all seriousness, whoever wins the Indiana Jones vs. McClane wins the whole thing. The entire right side of the bracket was weak when compared to the badasses on the left.
Krom has clearly forsaken Conan. To hell with Krom.
Hey, pal, to hell with YOU, then!
Conan would kick Maximus’ ass. Russell Crowe isn’t badass at all. Russell Crowe verses Arnold “Fucking” Schwarzenegger is like a mouse versus a pitbull
Why is everyone surprised about Indy going so far? I mean come on, this contest was made for this guy. If there was ever a bad ass its Indiana Jones, the man whom I want to remind you has saved the world from Nazis on more than one occasion. Also i cant help but think that Conan would destroy Maximus, i dont know how Maximus is winning by so much. And i kinda feel bad for Bruce Lee too.
Ahhhh Lee beats Rambo 50.1 - 49.9 noooooooo! I was rooting for Rambo and McClane big time. Bogus. Batman vs Indy in the finals… I say Batman takes it.
11 votes separated Rambo and Lee. That one definitely came down to the wire.
As tough as Indy has been thus far, I say Maximus takes it all.
Maximus is a pussy. Batman and Indy in the final, Batman will win. Plus, aren’t there better characters that Arnold played. Terminator would own this competition.