Madonna: “Do as I say, not as I do”
In a recent interview, the Material Girl expressed concern about her daughter Lourdes’s tendency to wear jeans that are “so tight she can’t bend her knees,” and that are a bit too revealing in the rear whenever little Lola bends over.
That’s right: Madonna is worried about her daughter dressing a bit too much “Boy Toy” and not enough like the Virgin Mary.
Of course, whenever Madonna brings up issues of appropriate attire with her daughter, Lourdes simply laughs, hands her mother a copy of Madonna’s “Sex” photo spread, and asks if she can borrow Mom’s cone-shaped bra.
When Madonna did those things, she was older than Lourdes is. Maybe when Lola is a teenager, her mother will have less of a pull. I just hope she doesn’t turn into a Paris Hilton or Kimberly Stewart — born into money but with no real talent. But from the sound of it, Madonna won’t let that happen.