Sorry, guys: Looks like that Eva-Beyonce love-fest will not be happening, after all. Guess you’ll just have to make do with the Lindsay Lohan/Keira Knightly movie mash-up instead, at least until something better comes along.

And the saddest part is: that fictitious role in “Tipping the Velvet” was probably Eva’s best movie gig to date, and was certain to garner better reviews than, say, “The Sentinel.”

Oh well.