It’s official: the second season of “Rock Star” will suck.
Okay, maybe it won’t the suckiest piece of suck that ever sucked, but this story leads me to suspect otherwise.
Instead of finding a band whose lead singer has died or even left the building with no intentions of returning, the big brains at CBS have created a band. It consists of…
Tommy Lee (Motley Crue) on drums.
Jason Newsted (Metallica) on bass.
Gilby Clarke (Guns ‘N’ Roses) on guitar.
I’m not saying that this trio of metal legends don’t rock hard individually. They might even rock hard individually. But this can only lead to the contestants vying to win the honor of fronting the band – called Supernova, by the way – performing really, really shitty covers of hard rock songs…and I just don’t have the stomach for that.
Unfortunately, I have this horrible feeling that middle America does…and that’s the unkindest cut of all.
Number one thing is I agree with you. I don’t really even care for inxs but I really got into the first season.
Supernova? What kind of egotistical name is that? All these guys are just average musicians. It doesn’t even have a good ring to it. Sounds more like a science show.
Tommy Lee: Only reason he’s famous is because of his shlong and the women he’s banged. Motley Crue sucks too.
Jason Newstead: He quit Metallica so he’s pretty much finished. Metallica suck anyway too.
Gilby who? He was in guns and roses? Guns “and” roses only had one and a half good albums, maybe not so good, I don’t care if I ever hear one of their songs again in my life I’m so sick of them.
I just watched the debut of rockstar super nova and they are playing the same songs they did last season. But I’m going to keep on watching(well peeking while I do something else) just to see the shitty end product so I can have a good laugh.