Eva Longoria plans to write an erotic novel, according to reports quoted in The Book Standard:

“They offered a huge deal and I like the idea of seeing my book on a shelf,” she said on the website. “The plot’s top secret so far but let’s just say I have a wild imagination.”

Far be it from us to question the erotic power of Ms. Longoria’s “wild” imagination — or the marketability of the end product, for that matter — but we still can’t help wondering whether this latest addition to our nation’s proud literary heritage will include not only a shirtless lawn boy half the heroine’s age, but ALSO a beguilingly feisty parking lot attendant.

Only time will tell.