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Posted on 02.10.06 by David Medsker @ 11:58 am
Get a load of this: Scarlett Johannson and Keira Knightley, naked.
Word has it that Rachel McAdams was also going to appear on the cover, but modesty overwhelmed her, presumably after getting a look at the racktastic Johannson in the buff. Last month, VF subscribers got a nude shot of Lindsay Lohan, and now this. Whoever graces their cover next month is toast. There’s also a video of Knightley and Johannson getting ready for the big shoot. And before you ask, no, they’re not naked in it. Holy smokes, we are not going to get anything done today. Boom shacka lacka lacka lacka.
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Keira and Scarlett are two of the most gorgeous actresses working today. We need to get that guy off the cover - who is that, anyway?
Definitely some of the best Hollywood has to offer. Those are two cool chicks.
Keira has it going on!
keira’s boobs are a li’l small though…
They look dead to me.
I wouldn’t crawl over Scarlett to get to Keira
What’s all the fuss about? They can’t act and they are as sexy as a dinosaurs droppings!
YUCK and double YUCk, YUCK!
who is the guy someone asked? get him out of there? dumb dumb people. it’s tom ford, if it weren’t for him doing the photo shoot they wouldn’t be naked on the cover. Tom Ford is well respected which is probably why they did it. so be thankful he’s on there ignorant fool.
Easy, killer Kelly. I will have no name calling on this site. I hadn’t heard of Tom Ford either before this shoot. As Frances McDormand says in Fargo, there’s no call to be snippy with anyone here.
Two excelent choices for the cover; both up-and-comming and absolutely beautiful.
P.S. For those who inquired I belive there is a nearly identical photo on the inside of the mag sans “Tom Ford” it may even bee a fold out but I am not sure.
I want to see some peofefull sex body.
The guy was someone working with the photo who had to jump in when the 3rd girl didn’t show up. Can’t remember who the 3rd girl was though. And about keiras boobs, scarlett evens that out anyway
The third girl was supposed to be Rachel McAdams. She walked out when she heard she was poing naked (supposedly she fired her publisist over it) and that is when Tom Ford stepped in.
Too bad Rachel didn’t participate. She looked great in Wedding Crashers.
Keira…! You disappoint me
This is so classy. Tom Ford is the alpha-male of the fashion world, incredible designer from New Mexico that reingineered Gucci brand and other, spending most his career between New York and Milan. It’s the girls and readers who ought to be thanking Tom for this incredible shoot – he’s the rare one here (and I’m not just saying that. And no, I’m not gay). Just a huge fan.
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the guy on the cover actually appears to be jeremy piven
I hope by “appears,” you mean “looks like,” because it’s certainly NOT Jeremy Piven.
I think he’s Donald Duck…
I agree, that dude on the cover has to go. And Scarlett Johanssen could have handled the cover all by herself, in my book.
What a woman.
And I spelled her name wrong. I am not worthy.
Keira may have small boobs but that doesn’t mean anything!!
I think she is a lot fitter than Scarlett.
Keira is incredibly hot in Pirates of the Caribbean.
What a fine actor!!
Keira Knightly is as hauntingly beautiful as they come.That might not be the most flattering picture of her I’ve ever seen, nevertheless, still a sureal level of beauty we can only daydream about having…even if for only a day.
needs more girls!
Respect i uvajuha! Cool site!
Yucky jw-girls.. as almost always in hollywood..
Um, jw girls? Care to explain?
mike wazowski has one eye
Keira’s boobs may be small but she sure’s got sum sensual,HOT looks with her pouty lips.JUST LOVE HER BOOBS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BEAUTY LIES IN D EYES OF D BEHOLDER)
she’s under average size boobs and she sucks
Both beautiful, both naked… yeah, that’ll work!
What exquisite suggestive imagery! Rampantly gay designer stud Tom Ford with two of Hollywood’s “most sought after, beautiful, 20-something hotties who are completely inaccessible to the male geeks responding at this forum”. Delicious irony, I say
all there boobs r tiny
Both Girls! Are stunningly gorgeous in my BOOK! They are very talented and needless to say very beautiful. And to all you lowlifes… there is more to beauty than breasts… All I have to say is any one of you would trade anything to have the moment Tom Ford had in this photo shoot!!! Come on now… who would not want to be in the same room with two hot, gorgeous beauties such as Keira and Scarlett. Amazing COVER!!! Can’t wait to see it on the “rack”!!!
keira, ur body looks great, hot n sexy incase ur boobs r too small. give us more girl!
Keirra’s hot as ever. Scarlett could be hotter. Whoa how’d the Rock get in there.
u ppl r funny
JUST WHAT I ORDERED!
i hate everything this world has turned out to be so much fuss over one ignorant picture of naked women and a gay designer
Though i do not object scarlet and kieras choice for the shoot
i highly dont encourage it as well
There are so many other things that these pple could be doing than criticizing a photo shoot
After so many women have sacrificed for their rights
The women of today are repaying them by bieng the biggest hoes on the media spot light
This comment does not only reflect on this photo shoot
But commenting on how women carry themselves and their image in todays society
K pece and god bless
eahhh, baby!!!!!
for tht guy that was all about womans rights and stuff..these women choose to do it..not because they’re forced to pose naked. i think theyre really pretty and who gives a damn about anything else?
nice faces no boobs or bodies.my wife at 47 looks better
a lesb dream
a woman wit no tits is nothing nowadays.how a bout gettng dem bigger for a perfect body.thuogh u look better than tose stupid model girls that can only walk.
Keira and Scarlett are two of the hottest women acters acting today.
Actors***
my wife at 47 looks better !?!?!?!?!?!?!?
r u married with sharon stone???
blinding love…
i am not a guy uwhite pples names are all easy to noe if its a guy or a girl
and yes i still think that my opinion stands correct so stop mixing pple up i wud also like to conclude that kiera and scarlet have very powdered faces and i believe beauty is in a womens deep rich textured color so there
i see no changes all i see is racist faces-2 pac
i also wanna say one more thing all americans are self absorbed superficial material based pple.
u fools cannot even see that because of ur country yes not Cause CANADA are hurting so many civilian lives by ur stpid wars
americans are stupid and they love to sin but because i dont believe in hell or heaven u should be ashamed of ur selves
What is the real meaning of life u should ask urself is it to drive a hummer
see hoo can screw the most pple
no the purpose of life is to be kind sharing to be TRULY happy, money is fine to cover ur needs but it cant buy u happiness
enjoy and experience ur life to the fullest
enrich ur self into other cultures and religion ur not gonna live forever so make the most of ur life by bieng the best u can be
i want live my life as a solitude in peace war and hate will ill u from the inside
screw u george bush and pece out
-u probably think im wierd and thats okay cuz i say wat i feel like
u only have one life to live
Nice blanket dismissal of all Americans.
happiness, before you start to rant, learn how to use the English language. And dump the “we hate America” line, it’s VERY tiresome.
Back to the subject at hand - Scarlett and Keira are both extremely hot, and kudos to them, for being comfortable in just their own skin.
No problem with Tom Ford, since he put it together, and had to step in when Rachel McAdams chickened out.
And Rachel, get with it. False modesty is not attractive.
At least 49% of Americans do not drive Hummers.
What is going on with this thread?
Don’t hate them because they’re beautiful….
kiera should work more on her ass
shreya i love u
i’m wondering why the guy gets to keep his clothes on and the girls have to strip….classic sexist oversight…the man maintains a level of dignity while the women must be naked to be beautiful.
I don’t think it’s sexist so much as it’s the fact that no one wants to see Tom Ford naked.
excuse me Gerno but i think u should noe that America still standing is the 2nd least liked country in the world its status in education and information trades are dropping so considerably like a pin drops on the floor . Its turned into a fat (i say fat because 45 percent of yall is over wieght
ur country has so desperately confounded on money that even your health is at risk
the fat food u eat are all giving u toxins and bad side effects on YOUR well bieng
because of all the prducts we use ie. Cooking spray , detergents, hair and personal prducts Ovurtly affect u in a Very Serious way there are prbable(if u r average) 16 hormonal disrupters in the form of toxins in ur body right now
if u every breathed smoke from a ciggarette ar breated in the gasoline that runs in a car u prbably have about 10 neurological toxins in ur body any ways the people produce such products are the very same factories that u buy thier brand from
nothing is safe
2/5 of the people living in america will be in hospital for atleast one of the side affects from the toxins that are in ur body right now
So Before U judge Other PPle Judge ur own pple first
k pece bye
ps: im only like 14 years old right now and if ur a 45 year old man reading this and didnt noe ur living a material based lie of a life
i like chese
i like chese omg i love u nelson maison
i suck cheese for crackir
happiness, you ask me to not judge other people, aren’t you judging Americans, without having all the facts?
I have no idea how the discussion of Keira and Scarlett has led to a debate on American and Canadian values. Interesting discussion though… So, i won’t talk about sexism or anything like that… But I will say, those girls are so talented and so beautiful. I just wish that keira would stop squishing her nose when she pouts!
i ate my face yester day i suck cheese for crak give it to me baby nice and slow
thats how men see themselves: all covered up, surrounded by naked women, for them to master. at least babys need women, err their moms, for nutritional reasons, not domination.
And suddenly we’re talking about masters and servants and getting all submissive. This continues to be the best thread EVER.
It’s a lot / It’s a lot
It’s a lot / It’s a lot
It’s a lot / It’s a lot
It’s a lot / LIKE LIFE
Keira is my favourite .She is the hottest actress ever.I could do anything to have her for one day even with me.she just rocks.
WHO LIVES IN A PINE APPLE UNDER THE SEA
SPONGEBOB SQAUREPANTS!!!!!
keira rocks. but why her boobs are hiding?
why is the now one listen to me i suck the chese for the crack i like boobies and chese with side order of clakkakakakak
PROSTITUTES OF AMERICA !!!
good sexy ladies
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i like shit and excuse me that happiness girl got a lot of replies how come i cant i wrote such wierd things and still no one commented on me tlike wat the fuck imma gonna kick your ass
an give it to me baby nice and slow boom shkalaka alka i ate Osma Binladen and i bombed london
I do not get it. Just because these women are beautiful and naked, we seem to rave over them. I have seen women that are just as beautiful and dressed that would never demean themselves in such a way.
I love their sexy ears…yummy!!
Everyone knows that Tom Ford is Ex-President Ford’s son….duh!!
I’d love to eat mac-n-cheese off of Keira’s sexy elbows.
Yummy!!!
Oh it’s so well!ha
HAPPINESS AMANDEEP CHIMENA OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOUR NAME IS..CALMMM DOWNNNN BROTHER. PLEASE REALIZE THAT THESE COMMENTS ARE HERE TO RAVE OVER ZEE SEXXII KEIRA AND SCARLETT, NOT FOR YOUR LITTLE OPINION AND VIEWS OF AMERICANS AND WHAT NOT. NOBODY REALLY CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU THINK AMERICANS ARE GOING TO WASTE. THE”CANADIANS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICANS” LINE IS SOOO USED AND DONE. OKAY. WHY DONT YOU MENTION ABOUT HOW THOSE TWO WOMEN LOOK ABSOLUTELY AMAZING?? YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. AND THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD WOW ME NOW, IS IF I WERE TO SEE YOUR NAME IN THE NEWS/PAPER BECAUSE YOU TOOK OVER AMERICA AND FED AMERICANS HEALTHY FFOOD WITHOUT FAT AND TOXINS AND WHATVER. SO PLEASE. CARRY ON WITH YOUR VIEWS ELSEWHERE.
btw..both keira and scarlett are successful, beautiful women and i respect them…as for that guy..ahem. he should just leave…
good
Keira is my favourite .She is the hottest actress ever.I could do anything to have her for one day even with me.she just rocks!!!
Keira and Scarlett are the hottest actresses ever!
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oh yah
people this thread is nearly a year old, move on
Personally they look like a pair of cookie cutter clones. Seems like the new look for Hollywood is blonde (but who knows now with all the hair colours), rake thin and small tits. Not my cup of tea at all.
Whoa, wraith231! Is this the first picture you’ve ever seen of Scarlett Johanssen? She’s THICK! Which I mean in the best possible way. Nice, full, curvy figure with great big breasts! You can’t really tell in this picture, true, but you are only describing Keira Knightly accurately.
And the rest of you, leave the 14-yr-old Indian girl alone! Don’t you remember how obnoxious, opinionated, and judgmental YOU were at 14? I sure was.
Wow. This is an old thread. So nobody will ever read what I said and feel ashamed of themselves? What a downer.
This picture doe not even showcase the best part of this picture which is Johannson’s backside. wow. Josh Hartnett is one lucky man. This woman oozes sex out of every pore
splendid
Keira is so damn skinny, who would ever want to see her naked!
they should have only the girls and the boobs on the cover and then on the inside have them show their privates. that would be most definitely dope.
My word. ome peope arejustso mental! this is a picture and you have the woman’s rights movement commenting, there also seems to be some nice nazi comments, rather sweeping ones, about america (I am not american), Grow up people, thise is a tasteful picture. And to all those who say ‘her tits are too small’ grow up. If you had your own mind and didn’t follow what your culture dictates as far as what is beautiful, you might be worth listening to! Morons! Beautiful picture!
If you were my wife, I’d share you with my best friends (male and female). I would love to watch you be totally enjoyed and see you do others while I get my enjoyment watching and taking part! You would be the perfect “love slave.”
yo im a crazy shit face loser i have no life my boy /girl friend left me so the only thing that keeps me from bieng alone is looking HOT CHICKS ON THE MAGAZINE COVER i dont care how old it is it keeps me happy. So AMANDEEP SHITFACE should stop saying bullshit about it and get with the picture guys/girls like me need some thing SEXY to look at and if you have some thing against it go fuck yourself you crazy bastard . And another thing like WTF? your 14!! thats really young you mother fucker and guess waat your a loser. I know who you really are and YOUR NOT A GIRL OR INDIAN but u r 14. YOUR THAT KID SEAN from my mentoring class. What are u like some grade 8 or SOMETHING? And besides your a guy your supposed to like this stuff any ways, unless your some gayass. STOP WRITING USELESS SHIT THAT ABSOLUTELY MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. Your a crazy bastard and your queer don’t act like you dont noe everything.
PS> WHAT THE FUCK IS UP ABOUT HATING AMERICA
i really dont know what these comments are like leading up to like whatever, whats up with hat crazy AMANDEEP whos really a guy that lives in AMERICA? - contravercial much!
Keira has it going on!
I like to see people pose in a sexy way. I also like the man’s chest pubes. It is a hot scene. If only I was two dimensional I could have fun with them too and bite ears and sexy things like that. It makes me proud to be human.
I like to see people pose in a sexy way. I also like the man’s chest pubes. It is a hot scene. If only I was two dimensional I could have fun with them too and bite ears and sexy things like that. It makes me proud to be human.
you know what the magazine needs ill tell you it needs to have a chicken on the cover . Chickens are the most sexiest things in the world. This cover would be so much better if there was a chicken on the cover.
Wow. Just when you think this thread can’t possibly get any weirder…
What dude on the cover?
If you had your own mind and didn’t follow what your culture dictates as far as what is beautiful, you might be worth listening to! Morons! Beautiful picture!
http://www.celebsandstarsnude.com/nude/rachel-mcadams/rachel-e0434.html
whats the big fuckin’ deal about being naked? fuckin’ body parts,come on now :/
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Kiera makes Scarlett look like a fatass. To me Kiera is a whole lot better looking. I don’t get the appeal that people have for Scarlett, but that’s just me. BTW, I am also a fatass & would look morbidly obese sitting next to Kiera or anyone that thin.