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Best Cartoon Characters of All Time
Posted on 01.28.06 by Jamey Codding @ 1:39 am

When we sat down and started ranking out our list of the best cartoon characters of all time on Bullz-Eye.com, we weren’t necessarily looking for the trailblazers, though we wound up with a few of them anyway. Instead, our goal was to highlight characters that have become larger than life, the ones whose mannerisms, speech patterns and catch-phrases have found a home in the cultural lexicon. If you saw the character, would you know who it was? Could you do an impersonation or easily recall a favorite episode? In short, we were looking for characters who have withstood the test of time, who have contributed something lasting to the pop culture landscape, and who have become more than just drawings with voice actors.

Here’s a glimpse of what we came up with:

20. Beavis & Butt-Head
Here’s the bad news about Beavis & Butt-Head: they’ve aged terribly. The recent “Mike Judge Collection” was a major letdown, with glaring omissions (no “Fire! Fire!” episodes, and the few music videos they were allowed to use had neutered commentaries). Nonetheless, we must acknowledge the massive impact that B&B had on pop culture. Quite simply, they ruled MTV in the early ‘90s, and some have even suggested that they in fact saved MTV. In some instances, the careers of bands were made and broken by their cutting comments. That’s right, the opinions of two of the most socially retarded characters you’re ever likely to find actually held weight as a barometer of good taste; such was the hero worship that surrounded the B&B phenomenon. One other overlooked contribution that Beavis and Butt-Head made to pop culture was the spinoff show “Daria,” which was far wittier than its ancestor (and therefore widely ignored). Watching them now may not be as much fun as it once was, but we concede that Beavis & Butt-Head have a certain Zen-like simplicity that cannot be denied.

16. Fat Albert
Hey, hey, and, indeed, hey. He might’ve started out as the subject of a comedy routine by Bill Cosby, but our man Albert came into his own when he scored his own Saturday morning series on CBS. With the Cosby Kids in tow – Mushmouth, Dumb Donald, Bill, Rudy, Russell, Weird Harold and Bucky – Fat Albert and his gang…and make no mistake, my friend, they were a gang…stalked the streets of an unnamed city, learning from each other while they did their thing. Every episode of the show brought a new lesson, something which viewers were warned about up front (“…If you’re not careful, you may learn something before it’s done…”) just in case they didn’t want any stinkin’ education with their cartoons. If you remember the musical segments, you know that Parliament-Funkadelic didn’t have anything on the Junkyard Band, mostly because even Bootsy Collins’ funky-ass bass couldn’t compete with Mushmouth on birdcage. Even putting aside both the music and the morals, however, Albert was still a groundbreaker…and I ain’t talking about the cracks he made in the pavement when he was walking down the street (oh, snap!); his was the first animated TV series with an all-black cast. Basically, what we’re saying is that if you don’t like Fat Albert, you’re like school in the summertime: you got no class.

9. Stewie Griffin
Stewie Griffin isn’t the first cartoon character to dream of world domination, but he’s likely the first to hatch his diabolical plans while wearing a diaper. Stewie, the youngest child on the Fox hit “Family Guy” and the only one with a British accent, is one twisted, evil, conniving kid. He ruthlessly rags on his sister for being unpopular, beats and kidnaps his cute babysitter’s boyfriend and, when Brian, the family dog, hops into a cab in search of a better life, Stewie runs out to the curb screaming, “Wait!”…so he can spit in Brian’s face. Above all else, though, Stewie wants to off his own mother, and dreams of the day he can lay her out on the floor like a bearskin rug. As he says, “It’s not that I want to kill her, it’s just that I want her…not to be alive anymore.” And then there’s the mystery surrounding his sexual orientation. All signs point to Stewie being a switch hitter, though his fascination with sailors and show tunes suggests he may prefer one side of the plate to the other. With all these character quirks, it’s often easy to forget that Stewie’s just a kid, but then he flies to England to meet Mother Maggie, who stars in his favorite TV show, “Jolly Farm Revue.” Bottom line: There’s nobody else on television, animated or otherwise, like Stewie Griffin, and that’s what makes him so great.

5. Daffy Duck
There’s a great line in “Nixon,” where Anthony Hopkins, as Nixon, stares at a portrait of John F. Kennedy, and says, “They look at you, and they see who they want to be. They look at me, and they see who they are.” In Looney Tunes terms, Daffy Duck is Richard Nixon: we all wish we were as witty and as unflappable as Bugs Bunny is during the most trying times, but while we’re occasionally cool and collected, more often than not, we’re spastic, impatient and tongue-tied, like Daffy (“It’s not ‘He doesn’t have to shoot you now,’ it’s ‘He doesn’t have to shoot me now. ‘Well, I say he does have to shoot me now! [turns to Elmer] So shoot me now!”). Fortunately for Daffy, while the joke tends to be on him more often than not, he’s quite versatile; when he’s not taking lumps at Bugs’ expense, he has been known to play Foghorn Leghorn and Barnyard Dawg against each other, taunt Porky Pig from time to time, and has traveled as much Bugs has (Witness “Robin Hood Daffy’s” immortal “Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!” bit). As secondary characters go, Daffy has quite the résumé. That earns, at the very least, our admiration, if not our respect.

Click to check out the rest of the list at Bullz-Eye.com.

34 Responses to “Best Cartoon Characters of All Time”

  • Bluto says:

    I have to disagree on Beavis and Butthead. They still make me laugh. The DVD might be lame, but the characters are still awesome.

  • Bluto says:

    one glaring ommission - Porky Pig.

  • mars says:

    droopy amd the coyote!!

  • timmy mcdougal says:

    fart you suck

  • Shel Green says:

    a couple of left outs that deserve recognition:
    1. Porky Pig
    2. Yosemite Sam
    3. Peabody (from Peabody and Sherman)
    4. The entire Charlie Brown crew, who could ever deny that Linus personifies everyone of us.

  • Langarotti says:

    Yeah, the Peanuts need to be there somewhere, if only for the christmas special.

  • Anonymous says:

    where’s the other WB characters?? (ie…the Animaniacs, Pinky and the Brain, the Roadrunner and Wiley Coyote) they were classic!

  • Mike Wazowski says:

    Anonymous, those are all great suggestions (I love the Animaniacs), but you just named seven characters alone, and we only had 20 spots. Someone had to miss the cut. Sorry.

  • Carl Spackler says:

    Truthfully, Warner probably could’ve stacked this list with almost a dozen entrants, but we had to draw the line somewhere. Porky Pig was the toughest one, but the Roadrunner, Wiley, Yosemite Sam and Foghorn Leghorn each were considered.

    Can’t say we looked at the Charlie Brown gang, though.

  • Scot Billman says:

    Betty Boop was robbed.

  • 80watt says:

    Where’s Foghorn Leghorn?

  • Jazz says:

    Great list but I would love to see Bender on it after all ‘Bender is great’

  • Shelley "The Machine" Levine says:

    For the record, I did nominate Betty Boop. I think I did, anyway. And as far as Foghorn Leghorn, son, I say, son, he was robbed…

  • JCN says:

    Bobby Hill has nothing on Popeye or Pepe le Peu.

  • Bluto says:

    Peanuts was great, and the Christmas would rank up on a list of best cartoons ever, but I don’t think any of the characters could crack this list.

    Porky Pig is the toughest ommission.

  • jazzrael says:

    what about goku off of dragon ball z

  • john says:

    what about your mom she’s a real classic!

  • Carl Spackler says:

    oh, hoo-hoo, excellent work, John! I bet you sat in front of your computer, staring at the monitor for a good 20 minutes before coming up with that burn.

  • HOWARD STERN says:

    HOMER SIMPSON #2…
    THATS A BUNCH OF HORSE SHIT, HOMER SHOULD BE CONSIDERED #1 BASED ON COUNTRY RECOGNITION FOR THE SHORTER TIME THAT HES BEEN OUT. THE SIMPSONS ARE STILL HUGE OVER SEAS IN ASIA AND EUROPE AND SHEET… SURE THEY KNOW BUGS TOO, BUT HOMER HAS BEEN MADE IN EVERY MARKETING CORNER

    IN TOKYO THEY HAD A HOMER FRIDGE WHERE HIS BELLY WAS THE COOLER AND THE HEAD WAS THE FREEZER

  • HOWARD STERN says:

    WHY
    YOU
    SOFA
    KING
    WE
    TODD
    DID

  • sai says:

    everyone is forgetting the teenage mutant ninja turtles i mean come on “Cowabunga” is a catch phrase if ever i did here. Personal favourite of mine that i think was overlooked is Freakazoid.
    “you wanna go get some mint?”

  • High in Moral Fiber says:

    Optimus Prime gets my vote. The man/machine was a principle character in the moral development of an entire generation. So sad that spongebob squarepants is the role model of the latest generation. Give me a righteous anthropomorphic 18 wheeler over a slacker with no job any day.

  • mike says:

    … man..hey guys…cArT mAn…

  • Will Harris says:

    He’s right on the list at #4!

  • Betty says:

    I agree, Betty Boop was robbed! She’s been around longer than all those other characters you’ve mentioned, and she’s getting more and more popular as time passes, and that’s all without a current TV show to artificially boost her popularity.

    She’s famous simply because she is a fantastic icon that’s instantly recognisable. As for catchphrases, who can beat “Boop-boop-be-doop”? Marilyn Monroe virtually stole that phrase, and who can deny that essentially she modelled herself on Betty throughout her whole career!

    Betty rules, y’all!

  • Melissa says:

    Why are there no Girls in your list? Is it because of the lack of females in cartoons, or was it that you just didn’t think any of the few choices were good ones?

  • Dr Toon says:

    Animated cartoons have been around for a hundred years, but most of the characters pn this list are less than 10 years old. Do some research then come back to me with your revisions. Presently you get a D- from Dr Toon

  • animated girl watcher says:

    Where’s Penelope Pitstop? She even kept a vibrator in her dashboard! That’s got to amount to something.

  • Will Harris says:

    Um…I’m going to need to see some documentation on this Penelope Pitstop claim.

  • Willy says:

    *coughs loudly* Pingu?!?!

  • Chris says:

    I agree with Bugs as the #1 character of all time.
    Here you can see the moment in time that the character was born.
    http://bugshardaway.blogspot.com/

  • Biddle says:

    Cartman #4? Behind Fred Flintstone? BEEP! Cartman is about twenty times better the Fred, their places should be switched. The top 2 are perfect, Homer and Bugs, the greatest ever, hands down.

  • D.A."Brady" Baylis says:

    I’ve got an idea for an adult cartoon character
    called Brady,a handsome,muscular if a bit beefy
    (5′10′’,224 lb. or so),randy older black lad in
    his mid-to-late 50’s but looking 15-20 years youn-
    ger than his age.Brady’s passions are following
    sports,heavy metal and Country music,being one of
    the boys and pursuing(and often bedding) babes with
    great bodies,especially buxomblondes.I’d like to
    know whom to contact to pitch Brady to TV,and I’ll
    further elaborate on him in the upcoming days.

  • Stewie Rules says:

    Stewie is a true classic.

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